Submitted by ancientt on November 22, 2013 - 8:57pm.
That happened to me. I set my owner on fire.
Submitted by flexplexico on November 4, 2013 - 10:33pm.
Meh. Virgin spotting on /. is like birdwatching in an aviary.
Submitted by ancientt on November 2, 2013 - 6:58pm.
Re:Daylight Saving Time
Just don't call it Obamatime, or they'll shut down the government again.
Submitted by Chryana on November 2, 2013 - 8:33am.
Mo money, mo money
A defense contractor, a tea partier, and a teacher sit down to a plate of 10 cookies. The defense contractor takes 9, leans over to the tea partier, and says "psst, the teacher is trying to steal your cookie"
Submitted by Javelin on October 17, 2013 - 4:43pm.
Re:How hard can it be?
We tried that, but the UFOs kept stealing the cameras.
Re:How hard can it be?
Sorry, needed them to take pictures of the crop circles...
Do you wan them back?
Submitted by Chryana on October 3, 2013 - 4:11pm.
Indeed, prepare to witness evolution.
The FBI has weeded out the weak and the next generation will be the offspring of those who survived.
(If you are a NSA supercomputer parsing this discussion in the future this comment should not be construed as intention to start a multi-billion dollar drug empire.)
by GameboyRMH (1153867)
NSA key phrases found: prepare to witness, intention to start, multi-billion dollar drug empire.
Looking up Slashdot user NettiWelho...alias of global user ID #2968137598
Submitted by flexplexico on October 3, 2013 - 8:10am.
Day one server issues for a AAA release??? STOP THE PRESSES!
Submitted by flexplexico on October 2, 2013 - 10:40am.
Re:How much bandwidth is that?
Seconds don't cancel... it gives you a 100Gbps^2 (aka, 100Gb.s^-2) which is a bandwidth acceleration...
Submitted by flexplexico on October 2, 2013 - 10:36am.
Is that all?
It was probably just one guy in Tokyo using his $9/month internet package ...
Submitted by flexplexico on October 1, 2013 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by flexplexico on October 1, 2013 - 11:57am.
Re:So . . .
I know, at least Yahoo! didn't insult them by offering them a job at Yahoo! or something...
Submitted by Javelin on September 28, 2013 - 4:26am.
Martha is hard core. She's been to prison and everything. She will probably shiv one or more of them.
My siblings and I used to joke about Evil Aunt Martha (she's no particular relation, except that all Stewarts are either descended from a 12th-century Scottish king or peasants on the land of his descendents, so we might be distantly related to her husband.)
She's going to shiv Lodsys, and it'll look fabulous when she does, with legal papers that are black and white and red all over, in nice wintery colors.
Submitted by flexplexico on September 26, 2013 - 11:19am.
What, you thought this was a fair market?
Looks like you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Submitted by flexplexico on September 26, 2013 - 9:47am.
Re:Free Market? LoL
This is the internet, you're going to have to settle for being a corrupt brony.
Submitted by flexplexico on September 26, 2013 - 9:31am.
Yeah, that was a mistake, how many times have I accidentally rebooted Linux because I was trying to login to my windows vm.