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Submitted by alx5000 on May 12, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Re:Easy
DNA is in a more or less constant state of "editing". But yeah, there are trees that are almost 5000 years old which presumably haven't evolved in that time. Submitted by phil on May 12, 2008 - 9:45am.
Protection The shift key: the condom of the Windows world. Submitted by phil on May 11, 2008 - 4:56pm.
The OS powering John McCain's artificial heart... ...which was implanted in his chest shortly before his escape from the Viet Cong. 1,700 lines of COBOL, and still going strong! Sadly, it has a Y2K bug. This explains why the John McCain of 2008 is not the same as the one from eight years ago. Submitted by q00u on May 10, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by veridicus on May 9, 2008 - 10:25am.
Re:So what's it gonna take... Every time you download a file, a child gets AIDS Re:So what's it gonna take... Are you sure? (perfect setup for the response) Re:So what's it gonna take... I'm positive. Submitted by veridicus on May 8, 2008 - 9:33am.
Can god code something so unusable even he can't use it? No, but I can and so can you: http://www.microsoft.com/careers Submitted by veridicus on May 7, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Filed away accidentally? Were they MacBook Airs? Perhaps they're stuck inside some manila envelopes. Submitted by infinityxi on May 7, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll?
Having never seen a Uwe Boll movie, can someone tell me what's so bad about him? He's got some serious hate going on on the internet, and I'm just a bit curious as to why? Imagine a modern hog factory farm, imagine the veritable rivers of semi-liquid feces squelching downhill from the oinking, shuffling pigflesh. Imagine a rope around your leg, the far end attached to a speedboat. Imagine being pulled backwards through that stinking mass, mouth clenched tight against your bile but still the runny shit makes it up your nostrils and down your throat, between your eyelids, burning your retinas, the impact of the brown waves against your body like sledgehammers. If you can tell me what's so bad about that, I can tell you what's so bad about Uwe Boll movies. Submitted by colenski on May 6, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Re:Pointless Well I'm assuming that's just some initial hacks they got working. What I really want to know is if you can disable the software that prevents the camera from stealing the souls of those photographed. Digital cameras are amazingly convenient and powerful compared to their non-digital ancestors, but they're useless to me unless I can steal souls. Submitted by veridicus on May 6, 2008 - 10:30am.
That was useful Study conducted of whether long-held belief has real benefits. Conclusion: Maybe a little. News at 11. Submitted by deckep on May 6, 2008 - 8:15am.
Re:Legal Standing? If you show a boob, or say 'fuckweasel', or run a closeup of some guy's balls, you'll find out how much legal standing they have when they shut you down like Chuck said. Submitted by mattozan on May 5, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Re:Someone is having writer's block Top posting. What? Submitted by veridicus on May 5, 2008 - 9:28am.
Re:Taser use == MEDICAL PROCEDURE???
Uppityness. Submitted by veridicus on May 4, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Re:Repairing em' You went to the Apple store and had it fixed? This is why Slashdot is no fun any more. Where's the story about using a Dremel, an old VCR, a soldering iron, and a Perl script to fix it yourself? Submitted by phil on May 4, 2008 - 3:12am.
Re:Bomb, bomb Iran, bomb, bomb Iran!
Violence creates more violence. Quite interestingly, so does XML. |