Cowboy Neal
by Experiment 626 (698257)

The Cowboy Neal test is the only one that gives a true insight into personality types, surpassing earlier attempts like the Meyers Briggs Type Indicator. With the Cowboy Neal test, you learn...

• Are you able to cope with unexpected juxtapositions of events, such as might occur in Soviet Russia?
• Do you suffer from a maladjusted personality type that could be characterized as an insensitive clod?
• Do you possess sufficient cognitive ability to imagine Beowulf clusters of arbitrary pieces of hardware?
• Do you engage in behavioral patterns typically associated with old people in Korea?
• Is your personality aggressive enough to cover others in hot grits, or so submissive that you would welcome any new overlords that come along?
• Do your psychological disorders (you obviously have some if you're on SlashDot) include sufficient paranoia to wear a tinfoil hat and consider the moon a ridiculous liberal hoax?
• What comes to mind when you view the, uh, inkblot at goatse.cx?
• Would you like to take a drink from Cowboy Neal's firehose while he squirts you upcoming articles?