Re:Slashdot to Dvorak: Stop the Apple Trolling!
by iPaul (559200)

Before commenting I always read the story or stories indicated. However, in this case I realized my mistake as soon as I clicked the link. I gave that bofoon one more hit to drive his hit count up. Maybe I'll start posting articles on my blog like:

Microsoft - Should get out of the operating systems business and start a chain of chicken finger restaurants.
Oracle - Relational databases are just a fad, they should diversify into concrete.
Apple - Should just liquidate the company and payout the sharholders (oops - Michael Dell beat me to that one).
Hooters - Is there a Hooters O/S in the works? It should be built on BSD with a Linux Kernel, .NET GUI and Open GL based file-system.
Linux - Who would ever use a non-Unix Unix clone? It'll never make it in the server market. Trovalds should build an aquarium.
Google - Who needs search? I already have everything worth reading bookmarked.
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Re:Slashdot to Dvorak: Stop the Apple Trolling!
by Dogtanian (588974)

Microsoft - Should get out of the operating systems business and start a chain of chicken finger restaurants.

Get real. That is one HELL of a stupid suggestion.

Chickens don't have fingers.