Did Netcraft Confirm It?
by Anonymous Coward

I won't believe until it's confirmed!

-Nick

Re:Did Netcraft Confirm It?
by Dogtanian (588974)

Netcraft confirmed it; they also reliably inform me that, yes, Jack Valenti *could* run Linux.

Further reports of Valenti's death are coming in; for reasons that are as yet unclear, he was found naked and petrified in Soviet Russia. When as we all know, old people like Valenti live in South Korea. And.... UUURGH!!!

(Dogtanian is yanked off the stage by several angry mods)

....Natalie Portman has been implicated in the death and....UMMMMFFF!!!!...

(RIP Dogtanian's karma, 2002 to 2007)