Re:Cue oft-used Leia quote...
by Tackhead (54550)

> > ...The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
>
> Yes. Just before the Death Star blew her home world to smithereens.

"I feel something hilarious has happened. As if 13,256,278,887,989,457,651,018,865,901,401,704,640 geeks cried out in laughter, and were never silenced."

> But let's hope that's not the case here, eh?

Not very long ago, on a website only a few dozen hops away, a great adventure took place.

(cue scrolling text)

Code Wars IV: A New Hope

"It is a period of civil war. Rebel bloggers, striking from all your base, have won their first victory against the evil MAFIAA Empire.

"During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret keys to the MAFIAA's ultimate weapon, the AACS, an armored DRM system with enough power to annoy an entire planet.

"Pursued by the AACSLA's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the leaked key that can save her people and restore fair use to the digital media..."