...then make it... ROCK!
by Tackhead (54550)

> I hate to say it, but this REALLY.....REALLY sucks. SciFi must care more about wrestling then anything else.

And what's wrong with wrestling? Open the event with the battle of the MILFs -- President Laura "The Amazon" Roslin vs. D'Anna "I'm Not Xena" Biers. Have Boomer walk the ring in a tight bikini, holding up the round cards. End the series with the grand finale: Starbuck vs. Six, and hold it the landing bay of a Cylon base star's worth of jello!

> there's STILL time!

After sitting through an entire season of budget-constrained character development... "there sure is, buddy, there sure is."