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by mulvane (692631)

Could I get one of these fashioned as a Colt 45 or other such instrument of death? I gotta tell ya, sometimes just beating the hell out of something doesn't leave you with the cold, hard final satisfaction that you killed something.

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by Timesprout (579035)

Your parents must shit themselves every time they hear you coming up the stairs from the basement.

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by mulvane (692631)

I don't have parents anymore. They had an untimely accident tied to a series of unfortunate events.

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by nine-times (778537)

whose basement do you live in, then?

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by mulvane (692631)

I inherited it my current living arrangements.

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by DarkTempes (822722)

Need a roommate?