Re:New Scientists take on this press release
by jollyreaper (513215)

Why in Chtlus name a link to the daily mail? I got sick from all the pictures of bikini clad babes that were supposedly famous (oh! she broke her leg while doing house chores) FCS dress up or take it all off (&make that porn movie)....

So here is the link to a more sensible website:
http://environment.newscientist.com/article/dn1216
[newscientist.com] 8-uk-on-alert-for-plastic-duck-invasion.html [newscientist.com]

Jeff Foxworthy voice...

You might be a paleneck if:

You complain about pics of scantily-clad babes distracting you from the article about frozen rubber duckies.