Re:Jesus camp, of course
by Paulrothrock (685079)

Here's a little tip I'm going to teach my son, if I have one: Religious chicks are just as horny as regular chicks, except it's also considered "taboo," which makes it even more attractive. Combine this with "if it's not in my cooter, it's not really sex" and the daddy issues that go along with being religious and you've got a perfect little sex kitten.

It's almost worth waking up early on Sunday mornings.