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Tech Writers Spreading FUD About GPLv3

Submitted by veridicus on July 16, 2007 - 9:25am.

Re:It's Us or Them
by WED Fan (911325)

The GNU/Prophet, holiness on his name, has decreed and the GNU/Word of GNU, There is But One GOD, GNU is its Name and Stallman is its Prophet, Peace Be Upon Him.

The GNU/Word of GNU/God is GPL3. Stallman has declared GNU/FUDwah on the heretic Linus for crimes against the GNU/Faith:

  • For not changing his name to GNU/Linus and likewise naming his baby, GNU/Linux
  • For not adopting GPL3
  • For actually working for a living and participating in the evil capitalist system

Face Berkeley, kneel, and pray.

GNU/Holiness to GNU/God. GNU/Peace to the GNU/Prophet. GNU/Terminate to the Disbelievers, GPL2 Apostates, Other-Than-GPL Open License Perverts, Intellectual Property Holders, Copyright Defenders, Capitalists, for they have given themselves over to be the Children of the Greater and Lesser Closed Satans, Bill Gates and the U.S.A., respectively.

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