Now we know
by blueg3 (192743)

Now we know the real reason there is less malware for the Macintosh.

Re:Now we know
by cp.tar (871488)

Security by malware author assassination?

Hey, if it works... I'm buying a Mac.

Re:Now we know
by RealGrouchy (943109)

Security by malware author assassination?

Hey, if it works... I'm buying a Mac.

There's MS's problem right there. They need to develop a chair that is fatal when thrown.

- RG>

I can just imagine the news...
by mrchaotica (681592)

Police find suspected malware author Fucking Killed(TM) in his apartment

Dateline: Redmond, WA

Police today are baffled by the scene discovered in the home of Grigori Kuznetsov, a young programmer from the former Soviet Union. The unfortunate fellow had not only been apparently murdered via blunt trauma to the head, but his chest had been ripped open and the heart removed. The only clues left at the scene were the broken remains of a chair and an "impossibly large" pool of sweat.

When questioned, neighbors reported hearing some strange noises the night before. "It sounded almost like someone yelling 'developers! developers! developers! developers!'," Bob, who lives directly below Grigori, said. "My wife [Ms. Bob] also says she heard a weird scream, like "Yeeearrrgghhhh!" Another resident of the complex, a barber who identified himself by his nickname, "Clippy," reported seeing a bald, ape-like creature running away from the scene. "I think it was Sasquatch," Clippy said. "By the way, it looks like you're trying to investigate a murder. Can I help you with that?"

So far, police say there are no real leads. "From the evidence and testimony given by the witnesses," the detective in charge, Paul Allen, says, "it seems like some kind of supernatural vicious beast attacked the poor guy, beat him to death with a chair, and then ripped his heart out and ate it. But of course, that's impossible."

Readers with any information or leads should contact the Redmond police department.