Re:well
by JosefAssad (1138611)

I doubt we're going to see any +5 funny mods in this one

Oh yeah?

So, a UDP connection walks into a bar and it goes up to the bartender.

"Hi bartender, " it says to the bartender.

"Howdy, UDP connection. What'll it be?" the bartender asks.

"I'll have a beer please. Here's a dollar," says the UDP connection.

The bartender takes the dollar, looks at the UDP connection, and continues wiping glasses.

"So, what'll it be?" the bartender asks the UDP connection.

The UDP connection forks over another dollar and orders a beer again. The bartender takes the dollar and stares expectantly at the UDP connection as he continues to wipe glasses.

"So, what are you gonna drink, little UDP connection?" the bartender asks.

"I would like a beer please," and the UDP connection gives the bartender yet another dollar. The bartender takes the dollar and promptly starts wiping the counter. He looks thatthe UDP connection and asks,

"Oh, hello there. Can I get you anything?"

"Yes please," responds the UDP connection, "I'd like a beer. Here is a dollar." And the UDP connection gives the bartender yet another dollar.

And so on...