Due to budget constraints... (Score:4, Funny)
by brian0918 (638904) (#14998643)

NASA is calling for help from the public in designing and building a lunar base entirely out of popsicle sticks and paper clips.

Re:Due to budget constraints... (Score:5, Funny)
by SeekerDarksteel (896422) (#14998660)

If only someone had MacGuyver's cell phone number....

Re:Due to budget constraints... (Score:4, Funny)
by brian0918 (638904) (#14998697)

Ring, Ring

"What do you need?"

"A lunar base to support 50-100 people for 6-8 months."

"What do you got?"

"The cover from an old FORTRAN manual, some rubber tubing, and a chewing gum wrapper...

...hello?"

"Yeah, I'm sending the blueprints overnight FedEx, along with a working model made out of the contents of an ashtray outside the Post Office."

"Thanks!"

"It's what I do." Click.