by BadAnalogyGuy (945258) (#15131121)

Be careful not to interfere with the two animals while they are in their natural habitat. On the right, you can see the Windows troll. He is identifiable by his tendency to make sharp insults that are long outdated. Here we see him make a jab at a Mac user.

Apples tend to be 60% overpriced anyway.

On the left, hidden by the foliage, you can barely make out the Mac fanatic. He is identifiable by his quick defense of the Mac platform. Sometimes this species puts together coherent thoughts, but as you can see in this case, he is more interested in showing his rainbow-striped plumage than engaging in an actual battle. He is hoping that the Windows troll will be frightened away by the display.

show me any PC that can match every spec on an iMac or MacBook Pro that costs 60% less.

You in the back. You had a question? ... Yes, I'm glad you mentioned that! While it is not true of the entire species, many Apple fanatics are in fact unable to perform even basic math operations.

Now let's head back to the classroom so as to let these little buggers get back to their routine.