Slashdot poll: Let's Settle This. Who Would Win?

• Ninjas
• Pirates
• Robots
• Monkeys

Robots
by bl4nk (607569) (#15225759)

Robocop would be impervious to a cutlass, a katana, AND feces. Robocop wins.

Re:Robots
by eclectro (227083) (#15229345)

No. Robocop could slip on a banana peel. Monkeys win.