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Physicist Trying To Send a Signal Back In Time

Submitted by unjedai on December 28, 2007 - 6:14pm.

I heard about this
by alnapp (321260)

Yesterday

Re:I heard about this
by ookabooka (731013)

Yeah, I told you about it tomorrow.

Re:I heard about this
by igny (716218)

The major problem of time travel is grammar. See, you have already screwed been have it up .

Re:I heard about this
by dewie (685736)

Clearly you haven't read Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. The correct tense is the Present Ultraconditional Subinverted Semi-active Past Subjunctive Deponent Aorist. So he willon on-have scrod it up.

HTH.

Grammar Nazi
by jdbartlett (941012)

If you're going to have given people grammar advice, at least have done it correctly: you're using the the present ultraconditional subinverted sem-active past subjunctive deponent aorist, so that should have been "scrodding".

Re:Grammar Nazi
by xENoLocO (773565)

I may have missed something, but you grammar nazis are getting more and more difficult to understand.

Re:Grammar Nazi
by leshert (40509)

Give him a break. He's obviously using the 2011 Revised Edition of Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveller's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formation, back-published in 2090. The rules for deponent verbs were changed in the 2010 Third Revisionist Edition, which had willn't have beent back-publishent until 2071.

I understand that the rules for declension will have beent back-revised in the 2010 1/2 Fourth Revisionist Edition (Twice Removed), due for publication in a year that I can't yet mention, as the Unicode character set legally required by the "Second Enhanced Pan-Euro Metrification of Year Descriptors" has not yet beent post-back-ratifiedent in the current timestream. I shall have been gotting back to you sometime last week on that issue, which should clear things up a treat.

This has got to be an all-time classic. I know I've quoted several comments here, but most of the comments after it are also very funny, including a whole new thread about a chick loving it so much she invited the nerd over for a backrub.

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