Try something safer first - fix baggage handling
by trolltalk.com (1108067)

Before trying something as ambitious as routing airplanes, why not see if they can route luggage?

1. If it doesn't work, it can't get much worse than the current situation
2. So terrorists hack the system - and your luggage actually ends up where its supposed to go for a change!
3. Try crashing a Samsonite into a scyscraper ...