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Marketing language optimisation

Submitted by hlovdal on May 21, 2006 - 5:12pm.

I suggest shortening the phrase
(Score:5, Funny) by spun (1352) on 2006-05-16 18:56 (#15343376)
(Last Journal: 2006-05-19 0:08)

I suggest replacing the phrase "increase productivity and effectiveness, lower costs and increase scalability, improve relationships with business partners, and attract new customers." with "blah." This way we can write things like "X will help businesses to blah" knowing "blah" stands for "do anything that business wants done." As an added bonus, we won't have to change "blah" everytime stupid business buzzwords change. "Blah" always means whatever buzzwords are in vogue.
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