Re:When you pick a user name, think about the futu (Score:5, Funny)
by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday May 14, @07:16AM (#23400814)

Yeh I bet you get all the girls at the parties.

"Hi, I'm Pestilence the ass-kicker and I have a low user id on Slashdot."

"er, Slash-what?"

"Never mind bend over so I can kick your ass

Re:When you pick a user name, think about the futu (Score:4, Funny)
by thegnu (557446) on Wednesday May 14, @08:00AM (#23401018)
You would think that, but I normally swoop in and cock-block. I'm all like, "Hey, honey. Me thegnu. I'm a tagalong. Let's do it."

And then I date-rape them.