The funniest response to this article EVER
jacobw (975909) on Saturday June 10, @03:57AM (#15508352)
I am working on an amazing response to this article. Trust me, it'll be great--not just funny, but incredibly insightful. It will take your breath away. It is destined to be the most talked-about Slashdot posting of 2006. Unfortunately, it's not ready to post yet, but it will be ready within about 10 minutes. I just wanted to give everybody a heads up. Look for it here!

jacobw (975909) on Saturday June 10, @04:04AM (#15508368)
Sorry, 'm havng some problems wth one of the keys on my keyboard. Gve me another half hour or so, and the post wll be ready. Trust me, t's worth watng for. t'll be AMAZNG!

jacobw (975909) on Saturday June 10, @05:01AM (#15508491)
OK, it turned out there was a little bit of Cheeto crumb stuck in my keyboard. I just shook it upside down for a minute, and now everything's working again. Fortunately, the slight delay has given me time to reconsider my development environment. I was writing the amazing response I have to the article in TextEdit, but I've decided to switch to TacoHTML. This will enable me to give you--the comment reader--the sort of impressive, modern HTML styles you've come to expect from a quality post. Unfortunately, I forgot to save when I quit TextEdit, so I've had to start my post from scratch. But it ought to be ready within an hour at most. Watch this space!

jacobw (975909) on Saturday June 10, @05:07AM (#15508510)
I've had to take a break from writing my post to go watch the England/Paraguay World Cup Game, but I will be back and have everything finished in three hours, TOPS.

jacobw (975909) on Saturday June 10, @10:12AM (#15509596)
I'm back! And I have my comment ready to go, and I could definitely post it, but here's the thing: While I was watching the World Cup game, I started thinking, "It's so much better to see a game then just to read about it." And then I started thinking, what if instead of just reading my post, you could see it, too? So I've decided that rather than put up a purely verbal post now, it's better to take the time to transform it into a really incredible visual post. So hang in there. My amazing response is coming, and it's going to be even better than before! I just need a day or two to learn Photoshop.