(most of the comment about how to handle a flight was snipped out to keep what I thought best:)

Economy - anything else is a waste
by Anonymous Coward

4. This is often overlooked, but quite necessary given the situation. Get stoned out of your mind just before walking into the airport. Best best is to eat brownies an hour before you have to be there (lasts longer and more intense). Use eyedrops to avoid suspicion. There is something strangely satisfying about standing in the cattle chute listening to some buffoon yell to hurry up, nodding "yes sir" with huge grin on your face, blasted out of your mind. Talk about first class.