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Is the CD Becoming Obsolete?

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Submitted by Crash on June 26, 2007 - 11:33am.

Re:Not yet
by MillionthMonkey (240664)

First of all you're starting with a weak argument: "what does Bob Dylan know about what music sounds like" is not the sort of position I would prefer to defend.

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Canadian Politicians Demand DMCA

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Submitted by Laserwulf on June 22, 2007 - 5:55am.

Copyright infringers are the new child molesters
by MillionthMonkey (240664)

Soon you'll have to register as a copyright infringer for life and people will see your house on copyright infringement Google Maps overlays so they can know to keep their little ones and zeros safe from you.

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Scientists Find 'Altruistic' Center of the Brain

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Submitted by samrobb on January 22, 2007 - 1:56pm.

Re:Raises questions
by MillionthMonkey (240664)

I'm being evaluated for a medial temporal lobectomy for epileptic seizures.

I'll let you guys know if I wake up after the surgery to find that I'm altruistic on my left side only. Or maybe I won't care about keeping you informed anymore; I figure it's 50-50.

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Best Hello World Program

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Submitted by veridicus on August 16, 2006 - 9:35am.

Best Hello World ever
by MillionthMonkey (240664)

public interface MessageStrategy {
    public void sendMessage();
}

public abstract class AbstractStrategyFactory {
    public abstract MessageStrategy createStrategy(MessageBody mb);
}

public class MessageBody {
    Object payload;
    public Object getPayload() { return payload; }
    public void configure(Object obj) { payload = obj; }
    public void send(MessageStrategy ms) {
        ms.sendMessage();
    }
}

public class DefaultFactory extends AbstractStrategyFactory {
    private DefaultFactory() {}
    static DefaultFactory instance;
    public static AbstractStrategyFactory getInstance() {
        if (null==instance) instance = new DefaultFactory();
        return instance;
    }
    public MessageStrategy createStrategy(final MessageBody mb) {
        return new MessageStrategy() {
            MessageBody body = mb;
            public void sendMessage() {
                Object obj = body.getPayload();
                System.out.println(obj.toString());
            }
        };
    }
}

public class HelloWorld {
      public static void main(String[] args) {
            MessageBody mb = new MessageBody();
            mb.configure("Hello World!");
            AbstractStrategyFactory asf = DefaultFactory.getInstance();
            MessageStrategy strategy = asf.createStrategy(mb);
            mb.send(strategy);
      }
}

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