Consise and entertaining
by Timesprout (579035)

I especially liked this bit

Sleny operátorky na lince Lenovo byly velice milé. Po vyslechnutí mého poadavku m chtly odmítnout, ale poté, co jsem odcitoval píslunou ást licence, si vyádaly pár dní na zjitní aktuálního stavu od vedení firmy. Tím jsem se viditeln dostal o úrove vý, nebo nyní následovalo kolo telefonních rozhovor.

I dont know what it means but I like it. I think.

Intel has announced major updates to its C++ and Fortran tools. The new compilers are Intel's first that are capable of doing thread-level optimization and auto-vectorization simultaneously in a single pass.

Umm..
by Mockylock (1087585)

What?

Re:Umm..
by Timesprout (579035)

Intel has added kitten whiskers and pixie dust to its compilers so your ponies can now play on multiple paddocks.

Options.
by mulvane (692631)

Could I get one of these fashioned as a Colt 45 or other such instrument of death? I gotta tell ya, sometimes just beating the hell out of something doesn't leave you with the cold, hard final satisfaction that you killed something.

Re:Options.
by Timesprout (579035)

Your parents must shit themselves every time they hear you coming up the stairs from the basement.

Re:Options.
by mulvane (692631)

I don't have parents anymore. They had an untimely accident tied to a series of unfortunate events.

Re:Options.
by nine-times (778537)

whose basement do you live in, then?

Re:Options.
by mulvane (692631)

I inherited it my current living arrangements.

Re:Options.
by DarkTempes (822722)

Need a roommate?

Re:My 2002 Saturn 2SL still averages 30 and 40 mpg
by Timesprout (579035)

Yeah, the earlier model Saturns were more economical. I have a Saturn V and it burns about 3 tons of fuel a second.