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Re:Fortunately...
by Squalish (542159)

People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation

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This has been done before
by Anonymous Coward

A few years back, RMS released GNU/Gasm, an open source package similar to this one. The only downside was that it only worked with his songs.

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